Manchester United coach Amorin: 500 media bombings! Countdown to Manchester United collapse? Fans yelled to "change coach"

Manchester United coach Amorin

When Amorin walked to the interview area for the 500th time, he subconsciously pulled his tie - this action was very similar to Manchester United's trajectory this season: it seemed to be trying hard to adjust, but in fact it was getting deeper and deeper.

took office for 169 days and 491 media bombardments. Behind the most intense exposure rate in the Premier League are the shame of Manchester United ranking 16th in the league, the defeat of 17 defeats, and the volcano that may erupt at any time in the locker room. Countdown to death 1: Media Meat Grinders Devour Tactical Space

Amorin's interviews are "Guinness" - an average of 3 times a day, far exceeding Guardiola (1.2 times) and Klopp (0.8 times). During a training session, he had just finished setting up the wing breakthrough tactics and turned around and was asked by reporters, "How do you think of B Fei not scoring seven consecutive games."

This high-frequency interference directly leads to the leakage of tactical secrets: the opponent even knows Manchester United's set-piece routine in advance.

Manchester United coach Amorin

"It's like being dragged to record a variety show on the eve of the college entrance examination." A Manchester United assistant complained privately. What's even more ironic is that when Amorin reviewed the "Mazravie's defensive mistake" at the press conference, the broadcast footage swept across the bench - Rashford was brushing his phone down, and the screen was a group ridicule of his "sleepwalking performance" by social media. Countdown to death 2: The locker room cancer is more deadly than the opponent

1-3 defeat to Brighton, Amorin broke the tactical board in the locker room. Two faces are reflected in the fragments: Garnacho lowers his head and leaves Hoylund stares at the transfer rumors on his phone. Sources revealed that some players have contacted the agency privately to ask about "the possibility of leaving the team in winter."

Where does this dispersion come from? The answer is hidden in the official Premier League data: Manchester United's average running distance (108.3 kilometers) hit a new team history low this season, 5 kilometers less than the relegation team Luton. At a team meeting, Amorin yelled: "You are playing in the Premier League, not walking your dog in the park!" But the only response to him was Death Silence. Countdown to death of Manchester United coach Amorin: Commercial noose holds the throat of competitive

Manchester United's dilemma is essentially a "capital game". When other giants use Champions League bonuses to upgrade their lineup, Manchester United has to pay for the endorsement fee of 10 commercial teams. Data shows that the business hours of players

Average 4.6 hours per week (Average 2.3 hours in the Premier League)

Training absenteeism rate

Due to lack of training in commercial activities, 17 people (Spurs only 3 times)

Sponsorship conflict

Once upon a time, a sports brand asked Ronaldo to shoot advertisements, resulting in his absence from key pre-war preparations

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Manchester United coach Amorin

Amorin's "choose one of three" dilemmas, PUBG?

Big Bet on the Europa League

If you win the championship, you can win a prize of 12 million pounds and rebuild your morale. However, the opponent in the final will not surrender easily, and it may also cause the Manchester United defense to collapse.

The summer window blood exchange requires cleaning up 10 "high-paying and inefficient" players, but due to the fiscal fairness bill, only second-rate replacements can be introduced.

Self-revolution

Give up ball-handling tactics and switched to a 5-4-1 defensive counterattack, but this means giving up "system players" such as Fred and Maynu.

Endgame? No, this is just the beginning

When Amorin was interviewed for the 500th time, the title of Sky Sports was preset - "Manchester United coach: I will fight until the last moment". But the fans wrote in the forum: "What we need is not rhetoric, but a real tough guy who can withstand the pressure of 500 interviews."

The collapse of Manchester United has never been a one-person war.

When commercial machines crush the original aspirations of competition, 500 interviews are just the tip of the iceberg.

If we cannot reverse the decline before the UEFA Cup final, Amorin's ending is already destined - either being drowned by fans' boos or becoming a footnote to another "short-lived coach" in Manchester United.