Keyboard Warrior | Doncic abuses the elderly! LBJ faked an injury and defrauded a dunk! The Lakers are the GOAT in a world that was almost overturned

[Post-game post] The Lakers refused to come back and beat the Jazz 108-106 to rise to second place in the Western Conference

Player data:

Lakers (12-4) : Doncic 33 points, 11 rebounds, 8 assists and 3 steals, Reeves 22 points, 10 rebounds and 4 assists, James 17 points, 6 rebounds and 8 assists, Rui Hachimura 13 points and 6 rebounds, Smart 6 points, Hayes 5 points, 4 rebounds and 1 assist, LaRavie Ya 5 points, 1 rebound and 2 assists, Vincent 3 points and 1 rebound, Ayton 2 points and 3 rebounds, Kleber 2 points and 3 rebounds

Jazz (5-11): George 27 points, 5 rebounds and 8 assists, Markkanen 20 points and 7 rebounds 2 assists, Mykhailiuk 12 points, 2 rebounds and 5 assists, Nurkic 11 points, 10 rebounds, 2 assists and 2 steals, Bailey 10 points, 5 rebounds and 3 assists, Collier 10 points, 1 rebound and 3 assists, Sensab 5 points, 3 rebounds, Love 4 points and 9 2 assists on the board, Filipovsky 4 points, 3 rebounds and 2 assists, Hendricks 3 points

Doncic passed James for a dunk

[–]varietyman13593points5hoursago

Bronwithhistrademark “ahI’mhurtandn eedtoslowlygodownthecourt…opetimetogetadunk"

lolthislakerteamishilarious

Fans: LeBron performed his signature move-"Oops~ I'm injured, I have to walk slowly through the half... Oops! Here's the opportunity, let's do a dunk"! Hahaha, this Lakers team is so funny.

[–]Lakersdisterb135points4hoursago

LOL! "look,guys,takeiteasyonme.i 'mOLDandkinda 'HURT. "-lebron,probably-

Lakers fans: LOL! "Guys, be gentle. I'm old and a little bruised." - LeBron, probably.

[–]Slovenialevilev175points5hoursago

LolisthisCryptoarena

Slovenian fans: Laughing to death, is this a cryptocurrency arena? (Referring to the home game as the away game)

[–]Popeyes_69370points5hoursago

Lebronsacherrypickingmf.Sawthatcomingfromamileawayhewaswaitingonthat

Fans: LeBron is really the sixth man who steals fast breaks. I could tell from a distance that he was waiting there.

[–]Warriors scrambled_cable89points4hoursago

Bron’s geneticfreak,man.IrememberthetimeAndreIguodalamissedsometimebecausehedunkedinagameandhadbacksorenessIthink.

Warriors fans: LeBron is really a genetic monster. I remember Andre Iguodala had to sit out due to back soreness from dunking in a game.

[–]Supersonicsjapooo236points5hoursago

thepowerofthatdunkatage40iscrazy.

Supersonics fans: It’s crazy to be 40 years old and still have this dunk power.

[–]Diijkstra99x95points4hoursago

Man,I 'mgonnamissLebrondestroyingthering.themostsatisfyingDunktowatch

Fans: Man, I'm going to miss LeBron destroying the rim. His dunks are the coolest to watch.

GIF-Doncic’s continuous highlights! Crotch-wearing Love helps Hayes dunk

[–]DontFollowMyAdvices2771points6hoursago

ELDERABUSE

Fans: Elder abuse!

[–]LakersBigBallerBryant587points6hoursago

thefutureisnow,oldman

Lakers fans: The future is now, old man.

[–]SpursArmiinTamzarian240points6hoursago

This season feels like the league is constantly reminding Lovehowwashedupheis

Spurs fans: This season it feels like the league is constantly reminding Love how outdated he is.

[–]ProfessorPetrus135points6hoursago

IloveLove.EverytimeIseehimnowi 'mlikedoyourthing!Thenhedoesn 'treboundwellornailhis3 'sormakecrazyoutletpassestobron:(

Fans: I love Love. But now every time I see him, I want to shout, "Show your skills!", and then he can't rebound well, can't make three-pointers, and can't give LeBron the kind of long pass that runs across the court:(

[–]Lakersaquadroid936points6hoursago

Disgusting

Lakers fans: It's so cruel .

[–]Lakersmagmaknuckles262points6hoursago

Nico Harrison to Luka 'sdiet

Lakers fans: Nico Harrison (former Mavericks GM) should take care of Doncic’s diet

. [–]Cavaliersspacefish420655points6hoursago

Nahfuckthisman.DopehighlightbutthisisgonnabeKLoves“damnIneedtoretire”moment.Idon’tw annaseehimgooutlikethis

Cavaliersjaman715162points5hoursago

Cavaliersjaman715162points5hoursago

YeahthatBlakeGriffincliptalkingaboutMobleycametomind

Cavaliers fans: Yeah, it reminds me of the clip where Blake Griffin said (can't keep up) that Mobley (thought of retiring)

[–]Lakersalex_zz91032poi. nts6hoursago

Thatwasnasty

Lakers fans:

[–]joe4553346points6hoursago

Don 'tseeenoughnutmegsinbasketball.

Fans: I never get tired of wearing crotch balls on the basketball court!

[–]MinneapolisLakersCtrlAltDelightfull910points6hoursago

He 'sinsanelmao

Lakers fans: He’s so awesome.

[–]HeatJ. igglesTheBiggles529points6hoursago

ItriedthisinpickuponceandIthrewitrightatadude’sballs.

Heat fans: I tried this trick once on a wild court, and the ball hit the ball directly.

[–]pitcherintherye77188points5hoursago

“AREYOUFUCKINGSORRY!??”

Fans: “Are you fucking ashamed!?!”

[–]GranDestinoJonesbro69points5hou rsago

RemindsmeofthetimeIhita3andwenttodomelos3tothedomebutalsowantedtoclapsoIsmackedmyselfinthefaceinfrontofeveryoneontheside line

Fans: Reminds me of the time when I made a three-pointer and wanted to celebrate with a Melon headshot, but at the same time I wanted to applaud, but ended up slapping myself in front of everyone on the sideline

[–]TimberwolvesThatHotAsian385points6hoursago

TILKL. oveisstillintheleagueandplaying

Timberwolves fans: I just found out today that Love is still playing in the league

[–]KimJongPotato218points5hoursago

Hewillnamethismomentonafutur. epodcastasthemomentherealizedheshouldretire.

Fans: When he goes on podcasts in the future, he will list this moment as the moment when he realized it was time to retire

[–]Lakersmadvisuals243points6hoursago

LovegonnabeonBron/Nashpodcastbynextweektalkingboutit 'stime

Lakers fans: Love will be on the LeBron/Nash podcast next week to talk about "it's time"

[–]LakersYouKilledKenny12284poi. nts6hoursago

Browhatthewhat?Thatwasawesome!

Lakers fans: Bro, what is this?

[–]PriceNext746148points5hoursago

Toobadhe’skinda chubbyanddoesn’tplaydefense.Goodlucktryingtomakeaamwiththatguyonyourroster,Lakers./s

Fans: It’s a pity that he (Doncic) is a little fat and doesn’t play defense. I hope you can build a good team with such a guy in the Lakers.. /狗头狠

[–]HeatOracleofFl108points6hoursago*

WhenKevinwasontheHeat,hesawverylittletimeandwasreallylikeaplayer/coachsignedatveteran 's minimumtomentorandcoachKel 'elWaretobeabiglikehimthatcanalsoshootthe3.HemovedtoMiami,hiswifejusthadababy,lastseasonsawverylittletimeandhadoneyeartogoonhi scontractandheendsupbeingtradedandnowhastoplay!Thiswassupposedtobearetirementcontract!

Lastseasonheonlysawtimein23games.Thisyearhehasplayedsomeminu tesinnearlyeverygame! TurnsoutthathewaspivotalinatradebecausetheJazzdecidedthattheywantedhim.

Heat fans: Love played very little playing time in the Heat. He was more like a player-coach signed with a minimum salary to guide a big man like Krel Weir who can shoot three-pointers. He moved his family to Miami. His wife had just given birth to a baby. He didn't play much last season. He had one year left on his contract. He thought it was a pension contract! As a result, he was traded, and now he still has to play! He only played 23 games last season. Played some minutes in almost every game this season! Turns out he was key in the trade because the Jazz decided they wanted him.

[–]Matzeeh469points6hoursago

Lukaisbyfarthemostfunplayertowatch.Dudejustloveshoopingandwillgoforanything.

Fans: Doncic is by far the most fun player to watch. This guy just loves to play ball and dares to try any moves.

[–]Dependent-Effect6077214points6hoursago*

It 'skindoffunnyhowoutoftheMVPcandidateshe 'sonthecompleteoppositeendofthespectr umfromJokicandSGAintermsofhowmuchhighrisk/highrewardplayshe 'swillingtotrylol.LukawillshowuptothisrandomNovembergameagainsttheJazzandst artoffbytaking10shotsinthe1stquarterandthrowingcrazypasses.JokicandSGAwilltakeoverwhenneededbutthey 'redefinitelymoreefficiency-firstas abaselineIthinkbothwouldeasilyratherget28on10/18shootingthan40on14/28shooting

Fans: What's interesting is that among MVP candidates, he, Jokic and SGA are completely at opposite ends of the spectrum in terms of trying high-risk/high-reward play styles. In this ordinary November game against the Jazz, Doncic took 10 shots in the first quarter and passed all kinds of crazy passes. Jokic and SGA will take over when needed, but their bottom line is definitely efficiency first. I think they would both rather easily score 28 points on 10-of-18 than score 40 points on 14-of-28.

[–]Goerj114points6hoursago

ThosepeoplewhoonlylookatnumberswillneverunderstandLuka 'sTOVandwhyitssohigh.He 'ssounafraidtotak esomanythesehighriskplays.IguessLukagenuinelyjustdoesn 'tcareabouthisnumbersandjustenjoysballing.

Fans: Those who only look at statistics will never understand why Doncic's turnovers are so high. He's not afraid at all to try so many high-risk moves. I think Doncic really doesn't care about statistics, he just enjoys playing.

[–]Lakersheshouldgo622points4hoursago

Lakersweredoingeverythingtheycouldtolosethisgamejeez

Lakers fans: God, the Lakers are trying to lose the game in different ways.

[–]WarriorsBandwagonMichiganMitch108184points4hoursago

Woof, lakersbigthreegoing4-24fromdeepwilldothat.

Warriors fans: Good guys, the Lakers’ Big Three made 4 of 24 three-pointers. It’s strange that they didn’t lose.

[–]MavericksNeither-Luck-9295114points4hoursago

Withall the Luka highlights being posted, Ithough for sure this wasablowoutwin. But every fucking highlight the score was within 2 points.

Mavericks fans: Seeing the full screen of Doncic highlights, I thought it must be a big win. As a result, when every damn highlight shot was replayed, the score difference was within 2 points.

[–]LakersJeritoBurrito443points4hoursago

LeBron was being double teamed and not as much as Laker on the court was moving in 4 point game. This team has no sense of urgency at all. It’s so fucking infuriating..

[–]LakersIMadeThisOn6-28-2015153points4hoursago

IhateLakerfanssomuch.Everyoneinthedamnsubissaying "Bronisass ", "WhythehelldidBronshootitthere "??

Becauseourteamisfuckingstupidin theclutch.Bronisbeingdoubleteamedandcan 'tforceitoutwithoutriskingaturnoverandnoneofourplayersaretakingadvantageofthedoubleandtryingtogetanopenlook,ofcoursehehastoshootit.

Lakers fans: I hate some Lakers fans so much. Everyone in the forum said "LeBron is so good" and "Why the hell did LeBron shoot there??"

Because our team is as stupid as a pig at critical moments! LeBron is double-teamed and may miss the hard pass, but none of our players take advantage of the double-team to get out of the open space. Of course, he can only shoot by himself.

[–]Maverickspilfecapskcab204points4hoursago

ShoutoutMaximan

Mavericks fans: Give Maxi Kleiber a thumbs up!

[–]MinneapolisLakersCtrlAltDelightfull87points4hoursago

Uncstillgotit

Lakers fans: The sword is still young.

[–]Lakersonelastnoodle256points4hoursago

Holy, thoughtweweregoingtochokets

Lakers fans: Damn, I thought we were going to pull our crotches out of habit again.

[–]LakersPal__Pacino121points4hoursago

Theyleadtheleagueinnearchokesoverthepast5yearsforsure.

Lakers fans: In the past five years, we have definitely been the GOAT in the league's "near comeback" world.

[–]LakersSkoivanSchiem192points4hoursago

lakersdidnotdeservetowinthatone.weweresavedbymaxifreakin 'kleber.

Lakers fans: The Lakers don’t deserve to win this game. We were saved by Maxi Explosive Seed Kleiber.

[–]Lakersloyola-atherton100points4hoursago

Feelslikelongbreaksmightbeworsethanbacktobacksforourguyslmao. They came out like they were at a Mormon rave last night, there was no energy or intensity for almost the entire fucking game.